The Punkiversary Giveaway of Life-Changing Proportions

Win this.

CHANGE. We fear it. We desire it. We try to lose five pounds, only to gain ten back, except then we ban donuts from our lives until damn, we're looking pretty hot, holla!, all in the name of it.

And sometimes an awkward teen writer starts a blog as a way to change, and then she meets so many amazing people and gets to do so much awesome stuff that it makes her - okay, me - want to cry like a girl. A girl!

And this.

Dudes, it's been a year since the start of PWK. That is mind-blowing, like, on a I-just-read-Mockingjay level. So much change has gone down since then - including this fancay new layout! - and I want to celebrate by saying THANK YOU to all you amazing people who've made this blog thing possible. And what's the best way to say thank you? Free crap! YES.

So let's get to it. It's the Punkiversary Giveaway of Life-Changing Proportions! (See, I put the words punk and anniversary together, and it's so cute and - yeah, I totally understand if you're aiming a shotgun at the screen.)

Also, this.

THE SUPPOSEDLY LIFE-CHANGING PRIZES (NOT EXACTLY)

~ A 20-page partial critique from agent Suzie Townsend!

~ Also (because this gal is a goddess), a query critique from Suzie!

~ A $50 gift card to Barnes & Noble, because let's face it: take that thing to the cafe, and it can buy coffee.

Getting annoyed yet?

~ A copy of Paranormalcy by Kiersten White - the first 70 pages of which promise incredibility! Evie's character kicks ass.

~ A preorder of The Mockingbirds by Daisy Whitney, out in November for a great fall read.

~ A signed copy of The Duff by Kody Keplinger, out September 7th! GO KODY!

~ A fancay custom blog makeover (Not to say your blog is existent or ugly. This prize is totally optional. I won't go tell your blog to lose weight, unless you want me to, or - being quiet)

Last one, I swear.

~ A custom drawing of your character or fave fictional character

~ A mega-bag of Sour Brite gummy worms to celebrate the eye-burning colors of this new layout

~ And finally, a "Keep Calm And ___ On" poster of your choice from The Keep Calm Shop!

All that loot goes to YOU if you win. One other lucky person will also win a query critique from Meredith Barnes, agent assistant to Janet Reid!

I lied.

HOW TO ENTER

First, be sure to follow PWK. (Super annoying, I know - but trust me, I won't clog up your feed with posts. And when I do miraculously post, I try really hard!) Then, leave a comment. Sah-weet.

EXTRA SPECIAL ENTRIES

+1 for blogging it up
+1 for Tweeting it up
+1 for following my Twitter craziness
+1 for asking me a question that could go in that ol' as-of-yet-empty FAQ! Anything somewhat appropriate goes.

Giveaway ends at midnight on September 9th. Spread the word, and spread the life-changingness! Here's to another life-changing year... and here's to a fantastic weekend for everyone!